'The Halfwit Arcade' contains a cornucopia of high quality, free flash games and animations that even an imbecile can enjoy. What's more, every week they're winnowed in a process of natural selection that will eventually leave only the best left standing. Any games which have a rating of two or less will be up for the chop!
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Action and Shooters
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| Xiaoxiao Police (189 plays) |
| One of the interactive Xiao Xiao animations. The rest can be... |
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| Frogit 2 (109 plays) |
| Eat enough bugs within the time limit to move to next pond |
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| Gun Run (168 plays) |
| Upgrade your gun and proceed further into the robotic enemy'... |
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| Animations and Videos
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| Sanitarium (316 plays) |
| The deluded ramblings of a mental stickman |
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| Communist Mario (299 plays) |
| For Mother Russia, Mario takes on the forces of Capitalism. |
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| Over the Rainbow (393 plays) |
| A stylish stick-figure fighting movie, set to the classic no... |
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| Arcade and Retro
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| Frogger (130 plays) |
| This is a real classic, simple and addictive. Just help the ... |
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| Gravity Ball 2 (148 plays) |
| Arkanoid clone with a twist - the more you bounce the ball, ... |
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| Other
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| Flashtank (186 plays) |
| Two player tank-killing fun. Calculate the angle and power a... |
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| The Bill Cosby Game (237 plays) |
| Senseless violence with Bill Cosby - kill people on street a... |
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| Puzzle and Ball
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| Alchemy (147 plays) |
| Turn magical runes into gold and remove them from the playin... |
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| African Mask (119 plays) |
| A fairly challenging jigsaw puzzle, with a nice interlocking... |
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| Blobs (122 plays) |
| A new rendition of the classic game Solitaire, using cute bl... |
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| RPG and Strategy
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| Maganic Wars (160 plays) |
| Wizardry duel using cards that relied on strategy and a litt... |
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| Crimson Warfare (200 plays) |
| Real time base production war strategy game; Manage the prod... |
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| TD and CD
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| Demonic Defence 4 (295 plays) |
| Build your castle, upgrade defense, use spells and other att... |
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| Onslaught (639 plays) |
| The classic 'Onsalught' Tower Defence game. One of the first... |
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| Crazy Castle (270 plays) |
| Purchase various type of weapons such as crossbows, pistols,... |
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| Storm / Echelon (669 plays) |
| Storm is a pretty standard army defence game. Keep the invad... |
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